Craig 
  slapped hands with Pimp Dog as he met him outside of the apartment building 
  that was known as the Pimp Dog Brothel. The two brown skinned black men were 
  meeting for Craig's usual Tuesday night appointment. 
    
    "Man," said Pimp Dog, "I got me the best piece of tail you 
    could ever want, dog, ever want! Right 'chere. You check dis out and I gair-runn-tee 
    you won't want you no real woman no more!" He motioned to the 
    blond white girl standing next to him. 
    
    Craig checked the young woman out from head to toe. He was standing in the 
    middle of the red light district of New DC. Since the Washington DC Metro 
    Area had declared itself an independent nation 
    in 2088, prostitution had become legal. All flesh pedaling was practiced in 
    the Red Zone, a section of the city set aside for adult sex businesses. It 
    was a place where a quick exchange of cash could have any trick indulging 
    in the fetish of his choice. The dirty and grime from unkempt streets, the 
    dust from crumbling 20th century buildings and the weird smells that floated 
    in the air from the combinations of various body fluids did nothing to deter 
    the 
    average Zoner. There were even rumors that some tricks lived in the red zone 
    by selling one part of their bodies so they could gratify another, but Craig 
    had chalked all of that up to urban legend. 
    
    He'd also thought the robot prostitutes were urban legend until he saw one 
    in the flesh. Or, should I say, in the synthetic flesh. 
    
    "She alright man," he said, rubbing his hand on his brown bald head, 
     "But come on. First of all, she's a robot, and second of all, she's 
    white. I ain't ever been with no white girl before, Pimp Dog." 
    
    "What??? N*gg*, you mean to tell me that this here is the 23rd century 
    and we still got some little young buck talking about what color a woman is? 
    Sh** man, p***y is p***y, it's all pink on the inside and we all black when 
    the lights go off!" Pimp dog laughed the deep, gutteral laugh of misogyny, 
    then took a hit off of his joint. "Whew, man, this is some good weed 
    right 'chere. They flew this in off one of those illegal weed colonies on 
    da moon. They say they grow it in moon dust. Well it sure get you high, though, 
    for real!" 
    
    Craig grabbed the robo-whore by the shoulders and turned her around.  He 
    inspected her head to toe, making note of every inch of her body.  Her 
    blond hair felt real enough, and her skin, while light, was not too pale for 
    his pleasure. He felt her legs and buttocks, then determined that she passed 
    inspection. He turned her around again 
    and looked at her face. She had an all-American white girl look about her 
    with a strong chin and pale blue eyes. Her face was expressionless, the same 
    blase' look he'd seen in the eyes of the black human whores he'd been with. 
    Were it not for the bar code on the top of her head, he would have taken her 
    as fully human. 
    
    "Okay, bet Pimp Dog. How much you want for her?" asked Craig. 
    
    "A robo-hump is 500 credits my man," said Pimp Dog as he grabbed 
    the collars on his suit, strutting like a peacock. 
    
    "Five hundred! What! You got to be crazy!" yelled Craig.
    
    "Kid, don't you tell me you can't afford it. As many times as I see you 
    running through here, I know you must spend that much a week, easy."
    
    "Yeah," said Craig, "a WEEK, not on one d**n session!"
    
    The robo-whore came to life and said in a sweet melodic voice, "I guarentee 
    you, User Craig, I am WELLLLLL worth the purchase." She walked over too 
    him and kiss him on the lips.
    
    Craig lost control. He grabbed and kissed her immediately. He squeezed her 
    like he'd lost control. The robo-whore got into him too as she began to grind 
    her pelvis against his. After what seemed like an eternity, they finally stopped 
    kissing. Craig stood there, breathing heavily, while the robo-whore returned 
    to her rest mode. 
    Only this time, she was smiling. 
    
    "Oh, I forgot to tell you, Craig, these robots are programmed to figure 
    out what a brother wants. They are coming out with a few new series in black, 
    chinese, and indian in six months. I know the white boys are gonna beat down 
    my door then!" Pimp Dog drew another hit from his joint, then said, "They 
    also lace these robots with a synthetic sex hormone that they give off once 
    they come in contact with your skin. I hear it makes it twice as good as the 
    real thing." 
    
    "What? You mean you never tried it yourself?" asked Craig. 
    
    "Nope, I never use my own product, man, I'm a professional. I got me 
    two girls I sleep with that I don't share with the customers. It's too many 
    diseases floatin' 'round these days. That's why I'm thinking about getting 
    more of these droid girls, 'cause they don't ever come down with anything. 
    Only thing is that they so d**n expensive!"
    
    Craig was fixated on the robo-whore, staring at her with a hungry look of 
    lust. "Okay man, five-hundred it is." He gave Pimp Dog a credit 
    card. "This one ought to cover it". Pimp Dog walked over to his 
    car, reached in and swiped it through his credit box on the dash board. A 
    green light flashed, and the words "Approved for desired credit" 
    rang out from the machine. 
    
    "Oh, Craig, there's one more thing" said Pimp Dog, "Be sure 
    to let her scan your thumb print on the black box near her dresser. It's a 
    finger print terminal for the internet. If there is anything bad or weird 
    about you that's been put on the net, like you got a disease or a jail record 
    or the feds want you, the robo-ho won't do you. In that case, I'll let you 
    have two real women, no problem." 
    
    "H**l yeah!" yelled Craig. He grabbed the robo-whore by the hand 
    and led her inside the slummy apartment building that served as Pimp Dog's 
    brothel. 
    
    The two, human and droid, walked though the open door and up a pair of cracked 
    steps. She led him to her apartment door. After opening it with her fascard, 
    she led Craig through a sparsely furnished living room and into the bedroom. 
    She laid him on the bed. 
    
    "Get undressed, User Craig," she said in an even more sensual tone 
    than before. "A robo-whore serves her user for two hours.  Please 
    undress yourself and I will begin to perform for you."
    
    Craig wasted no time getting himself completely naked. He ripped his clothes 
    off like they were on fire. 
    
    The robo-whore walked over to the bed and sat beside him. She then grabbed 
    his right thumb and began scanning it with the black box on the dresser. "Please 
    wait, User Craig, while I scan for records" she 
    cooed. "Health record---clean. Criminal record---clean. Credit report---excellent. 
    One mention of your name on the SexNet. Scanning.... This may take one moment. 
    Please wait patiently." The robo-whore 
    closed her eyes as she analysed the contents of the ad.
    
    "Hurry up!" snapped Craig. "I ain't got all day for you to 
    be reading some ad about me, I'm clean, ain't I? Now 
    DO ME GOD DA***T!!!!"
    
    The robo-whore smiled. "Don't you know what it says, User Craig?"
    
    "I know what it says. It says that my wife left me because she caught 
    me out here zoning, that's all. I read that s**t." 
    
    "Yes, it does, User Craig, and more. MUCH more. Are you sure you want 
    to continue with this appointment?" 
    
    "B***h, get your robot a** over here now! I will read that later!" 
    
    
    "As you command User Craig." The robo-whore began kissing him.  And 
    touching him. And rubbing him. And....
    
    Three hours later, Craig was near exhaustion. The robo-whore was sitting on 
    top of him, naked and grinding her body away.  Mercilessly, obsessively 
    she thrusted him deep inside her.  
  
"Please!" 
    Craig pleaded, "Stop! I can't take it no more! God, what are you doing 
    to me?"
    
    "My system injects you with a hormone that restores your erection after 
    each one of your orgasms, User Craig. Then, when the time is up, I am programmed 
    to finish the final copulation and let your body return to normal" she 
    said coldly. 
    
    "But-But-But" he said with each robo-thrust, "it's been over 
    three hours. I---only---paid for t-t-t-two. God, what are you trying to do, 
    kill me?"
    
    "Yes, User Craig," said the robo-whore. "I AM trying to kill 
    you. But this is taking too long. Afixiation and sex 
    would be much more efficient and fulfill the requirements of the bounty." 
    The robo-whore's body began humping him in overdrive as she began choking 
    him.
    
    "Help! Please! Stop!" Craig gasped. "Why! Wh--Wuh---" 
    He tried to pry her off of him but it was no use.
    
    "Because, User Craig, of the ad on the Sex Net. Your wife is offering 
    one hundred thousand credits to any woman who can screw you to death. I plan 
    on collecting that money, investing some of it and buying my way into the 
    business with Master Pimp Dog." The robo-whore returned to her work. 
    
    
    Craig stopped struggling and laid frozen in shock and horror.
    
    The robo-whore stopped humping and looked at him. Craig stared deep into her 
    mechanical blue eyes and for the first time he saw an all-too human emotion 
    in the android's soul: GREED.
    
    She answered his helpless fear with a smile and said, "Now, now User 
    Craig. I may be programmed for pleasure, but I am also programmed for PROFIT."
    
    *******
    
    Three months later, a plump young red haired white girl met Pimp Dog and Heather, 
    his new robot management partner, outside the apartment building that served 
    as their brothel. 
    
    "So Cynthia, you have never been with a black man, correct? And you want 
    to try out one of ours?" Heather asked.
    
    "Yes," said the red head. "I know it sounds crazy, but it's 
    the 23rd century, and I still am turned on by the idea of 
    sex with a Negro. No offense, Mr. Pimp Dog."
    
    Pimp Dog smiled and said, "Oh no, baby, it ain't no problem. It's cool. 
    Just bring your bidness to us, sweetheart." 
    
    "We have the perfect brother for you, Cynthia," grinned Heather. 
    "He's a cybernetically enhanced black man. The endowments are living 
    tissue on the outside, but inside he's been replaced with steel in just the 
    right places. His brain is a computer chip that's been programmed to make 
    him be a tender lover and say all the things a woman wants to hear. He's part 
    of a new line of cyborg sex partners coming on the market. Part human, part 
    droid, ALL LOVE." 
    
    "Oohhh" giggled Cynthia. "Please, bring him out!"
    
    "Craig," called Heather, "come out my little 
    robo-whore. A customer wants to meet you!" Heather smiled then said, 
    "He's my own personal toy, but I don't mind sharing 
    him if he will make you happy."
        
 
    



